I Need an American to English Dictionary, I Think.

I thought this was funny, especially the last paragraph:

"What's to stop [the Brits] from rising up, writing polite letters to the Film Distributors' Association and demanding an end to cultural imperialism? We'll put English titles on our imported cinema. Clash of the Titans? Row Among the Big Men. Shutter Island? Net Curtain Outcrop. Avatar? Lithograph."