The Funniest Thing I've Read Today...

Peter Bradshaw's review of The Lone Ranger.

I giggled very loud at this particular bit "It really is long. I have known movies by Theo Angelopoulos and quadruple albums by Wishbone Ash that seemed shorter. Verbinski has surely modified this film's running time using dastardly new temporal-distortion technology, so that each of its 149 minutes contains 250 seconds. The South American landmass peeled off from the western seaboard of Africa quicker than this."
After having complained about Man of Steel being too long, I sure as hell will stay away from that one. Plus Johnny Depp sort of gets on my nerves...