Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots...

I went to the cinema on Monday. Side Effects is a good film. You should watch it.

Some guy kept on making farting noises until the film started, then started slurping the ice in his drink VERY loudly, then THEN was eatind and making an incredible noise with his packet of food.
Then THEN was going "HA!" every time someone said "sex" or there was something vaguely sexual.

Am I a cinema idiot magnet?