Introducing Cyril Ficus...

Me: I need to repot my ficus... It's massive... Like 3 feet tall now...

My friend: have you named it now that it's big? 

Me: It's just Ficus
My friend: Oh ok... cause you could name it Cyril Ficus

Me: Hahahaha oh my god... Best name ever!


And Ficus shall henceforth be known as Cyril :-P